Chuck has a limp, so that pretty much solidifies all comparisons between him and Lord Byron, now, right?

Also, I’m pissed off that Dan isn’t actually the father of Georgina’s baby. Way to go, Gossip Girl. No one can do anything on this series that might have far-reaching consequences for their character, huh? This way, there can be a baby for seven episodes, and then Dan can go back to sleeping his way around the rest of the cast the way everyone else does.

Maybe I’m growing out of this show. 🙁